PIPM: Pretty in Pink Megan: Per Usual, a RHONJ recap ...

Per Usual, a RHONJ recap ...

A recap on RHONJ from last night ... let's see a twitter time line of the show by moi ...

Several points to discuss:

First of all, WTF is up with Kim G.? Consider this a lesson, people, to DRESS YOUR AGE! Kim G. must be in the 55-60 age range and she dresses like she's 25 and goin' to da club. I can't even talk about the stripper pole episode where she wore those hot pants with her dirty thong sticking out. She seems like such a little slimy two-faced twit who is trying desperately to get attention on the show.

Second, who is the creepster that follows Danny around? He doesn't speak, but simply nods in agreement with everything that Danny says. It's just weird. Apparently his name is "John", how original. He should be renamed "mute".

Third, this obsession with New Jersey recently has brought about a desire of mine to travel to the dirty Jersey to check things out! I am serious, I really want to go! I must admit, the women are a tad bit tacky, but I kind of dig their love for fashion and cheetah print!

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19 comments:

LawGirl said...

Believe me, the Dirty Jerz is less than fabulous. It really is the armpit of America. New Yorkers frown on those from Jersey. To me, it's only redeeming quality is that by law, all gas stations have to be full service. And the gas is dirt cheap. Yes, gas, that's the only good thing about New Jersey. Although, I'm sure a night out at the Jersey Shore would be entertaining, albeit dirty, but entertaining nontheless.

Trish said...

I must say I don't watch any of the current crop of NJ-themed shows, but I'm dying laughing over that New Jersey print at the end of your post! HILARIOUS!

~M~ said...

Kim G just bugs me! I wonder if all of Jersey is like the show or just certain neighborhoods

~ L said...

If you go to NJ just remember...there's South Jersey and North Jersey. These RHONJ ladies are North Jerz. Huge difference :)

Beth said...

Kim G and Kim D both get on my nerves. Kim G admitted last night she was two-faced. She is a slimy piece of work.

Oh, and that "John" dude...is he like Danny's bodyguard or something? He's always there, nodding.

Pinot after Playdates said...

Where to start! Kim G running up to Jacqueline's door like she is a marathoner...I bet what they filmed is exactly how far she ran...I have a feeling that Theresa is going to be chasing her next.

Danny-he looks like the karate kid all grown up, those bangs make me want to scream.

Danielle sparring....just wear a rape whistle and call it a day...

Becoming Unfashionable said...

Kim G drives me crazy! Since she supposedly has oodles of money she should really hire a stylist - her style has got to change!

Kitty and June said...

agree with ya 100% percent! I'm watching the show on my DVR. Kim G is soo ridiculous!!! and Danielle..well we all know what she is! :)

Carly said...

AH I hate how RHONJ has done this to New Jersey, I will admit, some parts of it are gross. Atlantic City, anyone? However, my mom grew up in Spring Lake, NJ and its beautiful. Its sophisticated and quaint and everything lovely about the East Coast. If you want to go to New Jersey, go to Spring Lake. The Jersey Shore is not about people from New Jersey, they're actually from Long Island just going there to get drunk.

Dana said...

I am DYING laughing on your view of the Housewives. So true! I'm addicted to them all, but like this one the best!

Kate said...

John the mute totally looks like Mickey Rourke in Sin City with that nose!

http://images.virgilio.it/sg/cinema-tv2009/upload/sin/sin-city2.jpg

Critterblogs said...

Not all of Jersey is the way NJ is portrayed on TV shows. Much of Jersey is VERY low-key and different than what's portrayed on TV. A lot of communities place a high value on education, and there's lots of excellent schools.

Sarah said...

I am not from NJ but live here currently. There are definitely some parts that are not so nice, however there are parts that are beautiful - just like anywhere. It gets a really bad rap, especially after all of the NJ tv shows on right now. Funny thing is that most of the housewives aren't even from NJ, they just live here now. And, only 1 of the Jersey Shore cast is from NJ - the rest are from NY. Ha, just felt that I had to stick up for Jersey a little bit since I live here now :)

Jaime said...

hahaha! Hysterical. I agree... Kim G, not a fan!

Marilyn *Pink Martinis and Pearls* said...

I was kicking myself tonight because I forgot it was on last night! How was the after show with Andy? I think those are better than the real thing.

Christine said...

you're too funny! I had all the same thoughts! Who is that weirdo creep that hangs out with Danny? Did you watch the after show? Danielle was THE biggest creep! It's pure trashy reality tv at it's finest! Keep up the re-caps, I laughed out loud! :)

Modern Maven said...

I TOTALLY agree about Kim G. and the "thugs" that Danielle associates with...then again, Danielle is pretty scary too!

Tricia Loves Makeup said...

I live in NJ and in FL and I have to say, NJ is nothing what it's portrayed on TV. Yes, the shore is the shore, but, so is Panama City and Daytona Beach during Spring Break. I agree with some of the other comments that there are some beautiful parts to NJ, but there are some areas you just stay away from.

Mrs. Cup said...

I was beginning to wonder if I was the only one completely creeped out by Silent John! What is his function? It is just awkward but maybe that is the point. Creepy McCreeperson!

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